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Old 05-17-2004, 07:52 PM   #11
OnyxCougar
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kingdom of Atlantia
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My mind CIA boots told me to go to Vegas, where the corruption of agents there led me to the MGM Grand, which everyone THINKS stands for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, but actually stands for More Government Money.

The boots walked me to a bathroom, where I generally meet other agents, but the only person there was a small asian woman who refused to reply to the code message: "There is a banana in my shirt." I'll be reporting her to her superiors. That kind of insubordination is just the thing that led us to miss OBL.
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