Hmmm,......time to put some candles in DoDads.
I approach some guys taking pictures of bears in Denali Park. While trying to hide my paltry Nikon 6006 behind my back, I asked them how much the lenses, that looked like howitzers, they were using, cost. They laughed and said “You can’t buy these lenses, if you have the credentials, you can rent them” Damn.