Heh...That reminds me, the other night we were standing around the fire, and this guy holds his hand out in front of him a little, and pours about a swallow of beer on his hand, then resumes his regular posture.
Someone asked, of course, "What was that?"
The guy replied "I'm getting m'date drunk."
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