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blue · 05-14-2004, 06:33 PM

Don't ask me why I started thinking about this..been a strange week so far.

We never got comic books when I was a kid, but occasionally one would find it's way from someone less poor than us.

I used to be enthralled with the 500 piece army kits, so many pieces, pure bliss to think about for summer days on end. But I eventually grew out of it.

The biggest tease tho was the little machine that would let you put in a piece of paper, and turn the little roller things and out would come a dollar bill. I begged and begged for this, but Mom it will pay for itself! Life was so unfair, and apparently only I could see the logic in spending a few bucks and waiting 8-12 weeks for that once in a lifetime deal. I'm not real money crazy now adays, and in fact I think that ad may have been some kind of scam.

But far and beyond that were the xray glasses! And why did they choose a dorky kid looking at the bones in his own hand for their ad? C'mon man, you know what we wanted those for!

This one I haven't outgrown. I'm happily married for 6 (+10) years, but I still want those glasses really bad. I have no desire to fool around on my wife, it's just that I really want the ability to see all of my female friends naked without their knowledge.

Well, that's not quite accurate....friends, casual acquantaces (cellar really needs a spellcheck), women at the grocery store, cellaruettes, women news anchors....you get the picture.

I don't want to repress them, don't want to violate their rights, don't even want to talk too most of them, I just want to see their fun parts.

I know all the guys on board here are with me, I'm curious what the girls think?

05-14-2004, 06:33 PM	#1
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Do they still sell stuff in comics? Don't ask me why I started thinking about this..been a strange week so far. We never got comic books when I was a kid, but occasionally one would find it's way from someone less poor than us. I used to be enthralled with the 500 piece army kits, so many pieces, pure bliss to think about for summer days on end. But I eventually grew out of it. The biggest tease tho was the little machine that would let you put in a piece of paper, and turn the little roller things and out would come a dollar bill. I begged and begged for this, but Mom it will pay for itself! Life was so unfair, and apparently only I could see the logic in spending a few bucks and waiting 8-12 weeks for that once in a lifetime deal. I'm not real money crazy now adays, and in fact I think that ad may have been some kind of scam. But far and beyond that were the xray glasses! And why did they choose a dorky kid looking at the bones in his own hand for their ad? C'mon man, you know what we wanted those for! This one I haven't outgrown. I'm happily married for 6 (+10) years, but I still want those glasses really bad. I have no desire to fool around on my wife, it's just that I really want the ability to see all of my female friends naked without their knowledge. Well, that's not quite accurate....friends, casual acquantaces (cellar really needs a spellcheck), women at the grocery store, cellaruettes, women news anchors....you get the picture. I don't want to repress them, don't want to violate their rights, don't even want to talk too most of them, I just want to see their fun parts. I know all the guys on board here are with me, I'm curious what the girls think? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.