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Kansas City Cows
You know, in Kansas City, they let the cows walk right down the middle of Main Street. That's why they call it Cowtown, you know. And some people keep cows for pets, right in their apartments. They eat beef-flavored breakfast cereal and cover their kitchen counters in leather.
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