If it’s just a dog, spicy brown mustard and relish for me.
If it’s a “Bob” dog, it will be prepared as follows:
Fry up one slice of bacon for each dog.
Remove bacon from pan and place on paper towel
Slice dog lengthwise, but not in two pieces – just so it opens up
Fry dog in bacon grease, inside first then the outside.
Place ½ slice of cheese in V of dog & let it melt
Toast bun in toaster
Spread desired amount of Hellmann’s mayonnaise on bun.
Add bacon & cheesy dog.
Gobble, Gobble …
Now that’s how to eat a hot dog.
