The wife must be an executive at a health insurance provider. Nobody else would tell a lawyer "we were already having problems but it's ALL THE COOKIE'S FAULT." Sounds like the terminal diagnosis on that marriage was a pre-existing condition!
I have kept ONE fortune from out of a cookie over the years, and I've never seen another copy of it. "Smile, the world isn't ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Seriously.
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