[jaguar]

The blond walk into the bar and hurts herself.
The priest and the rabbi engage in holy war in a quiet corner.
The duck asks the barman - Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
No.
Do you have any bread?
For the last time no!!!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
NO!
Do you have any bread?
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!
Do you have any nails?
No.
Do you have any bread?