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"Dudas": The cover identity given to the twin brother of a well known informant after he was relocated to California under the Jehova's Witness Protection Program. (Triple creativity points!)
"Lotten Plick" A non-tipper at a Chinese Restaurant.
"Cork Sucker" The wino that just has to get the last drop out of the bottle.
"Fornicution" What occurs when one sticks his schwantz into a live wall socket.
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Phineas J. Twunt
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