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lumberjim · 09-23-2016, 01:34 PM

So, what WOULDN'T be improved by adding.......

1) a cup holder

A cup

2) cheese

Hot fudge sundae
3) the company of a cat or dog

Sex
4) googly eyes

Marty Feldman
5) humor

Your sister dying at the WTC on 9/11
6) a smile

Rape

7) an outlet and charging station

Bathtub

8) a lolcat caption

Crime scene photos

9) a write-in option

This election. We're fucked

10) _________bacon

My diet

09-23-2016, 01:34 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	So, what WOULDN'T be improved by adding....... 1) a cup holder A cup 2) cheese Hot fudge sundae 3) the company of a cat or dog Sex 4) googly eyes Marty Feldman 5) humor Your sister dying at the WTC on 9/11 6) a smile Rape 7) an outlet and charging station Bathtub 8) a lolcat caption Crime scene photos 9) a write-in option This election. We're fucked 10) _________bacon My diet __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan