An old man goes into the pharmacy and walks up to the counter kinda embarrassed. He asks the pharmacist, in a very low voice, "Do you have Viagra?" The pharmacist replies "Yes sir, we carry Viagra, do you have your prescription?"
The old man says "No, I don't have a prescription." He looks around furtively, and adds "Do you think I could get over the counter?"
The pharmacist looks at him and says "Oh, I don't know, if ya took three or four of them ya might."
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