+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote
-20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar
+9 if you can blow smoke rings
+10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes)
-75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet
-50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted)
+26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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