+50 if you can harvest your own food.
+25 if willing to admit being a lefty
- 10 for being a soccer dad.
+50 for volunteering
-50 if you wear your pants below your ass
- 25 if you button the top button.
-100 socks on the beach
- 25 hat backwards
-10,000 if you modify your car to make MORE noise.
+100 if you hold/open doors for ladies
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
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