Tried starting a Yahoo account lately?
It is a goddamned joke. No wonder this company is dying faster than a fart in hurricane. Fuck 'em.
Don't have a phone? Fuck you. You can't Yahoo.
Don't want to be bothered by unwanted texts and calls for the rest of your goddamned life? Fuck you. You can't Yahoo.
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em in the ass. Twice. Fuck 'em in the ass til they start liking it, then snatch the dick out and let their asshole slam shut. On glass shards. Then they can slide crack first down 90 feet of barbed wire. Into a pool of alcohol. After being forced to watch their children be gang-raped to death and then eaten by every cannibal on the Congo.
Fuck 'em is the gist of what I'm trying to get across. The entirety of Yahoo can drown in my ball sweat for all I care.
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