Let an agent handle it, then after they've been there a couple weeks show up in Hells angel's gear, preferably with some friends dressed alike. Tell them you're the owner and just checking on your property. Minimize the interaction, then ride off into the sunset.
Who was that, Dear?
Says he's the owner.
Hey kids, get your hands off the woodwork... and wipe your feet.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
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