Happy Birthday Beest
To the tune of “Volga Boatmen”
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
So you've aged another year
Now you keep the bathroom near
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Now that you're the age you are
Your comfy pillow can not be far
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Birthdays come but once a year
But it won’t skip you, never fear
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
May the children in the street
Be your barbecuing meat
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Your jail-bait days are long done
Let's go out and have some fun
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
It's your birthday so I fear
It’s your turn to buy the beer
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! {thud!} Happy Birthday! {thud!}
