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Been around animals and hunting most of my life, no real spectacular incidents tho.
Used to fool around with my wife when we first met and her doberman was NOT happy about it...talk about performance anxiety!
And when I was five the horse I was riding on got sneak attacked in the hind legs by one of our mean chickens, took off like a bat out of hell and threw my little bitty self off, ass over teakettle...never ever did get on one of those damn things again.
We used to get "rammed" by our billy goat as kids, but it was more funny than scary.
About the only time I've been "attacked" was by our geese, those are some ornery creatures.
And then there's cows...been stepped on about 100 times which ain't so bad...bad part is the stupid things don't just step on you, they STAND on you until you summon up enough superhuman strength to get them to hell off.
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