The Bony-Eared Assfish is butt ugly. How ugly is it? So ugly it hides out in the ocean... 10,000 ft down.
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Insult to injury, looks like it's stupid too. How stupid is it? “It has, per unit body weight, the smallest brain… of any vertebrate.”
At least it, unlike me, has the decency to stay out of sight.
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