Even if I'd sobered up, that spot that looks like Davy Jones's face would probably still have sent me screaming off into the distance. The only tentacles I truly enjoy are the kind that are encountered in a battered & fried configuration!
I'm so glad the only person I travel with has triple-A coverage--they even towed his trike like 50 miles, free of charges beyond his membership, when it turned out the dealership had mangled one of the brakes and it had to be taken to a different dealership to get fixed!
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