If I could have any job on earth, I'd either be doing cartoon voice-overs or the president of the United States. One would be fun, and the other would mean I'd be making a positive difference for everyone in my country
(even if some of them will only take responsibility for themselves while kicking and screaming)
Note: I also heard about a job in Guam I couldn't believe. Apparantly it's considered improper for a young girl to be a virgin when she gets married. She is supposed to know how to please a man. So they have a job where some guy goes from town to town and the family of the virgin girls pay this man (very well I might add) to deflower the girl and "show her the ropes" if you will.
This job wouldn't suck either, although I'd have to explain to my wife, I am not having a good time. I'm working.