SteveD = #2 (i would say #1, but that's too obvious)
hot_p = #1 (does porn count?)
Beestie = #1 (because I know someone in the witness protection program
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[list=1][*]I smoked weed with Willie Nelson.[*]I drank with Charlton Heston.[*]My explosive diarrhea was a featured case study in the Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology[/list=1]