Thread: Hilarious names
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Old 11-10-2015, 12:19 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by DanaC View Post
That shits all over what I was about to post...
Second time in a few weeks I've that phrase...

Some buds and I were at the bar. One of them has a very long beard. And it's very red. One of the guys what works in the kitchen of said bar also has a somewhat impressive beard, also red, but nowhere near what my bud has, and not nearly as red.

The guy comes out of the kitchen looking around like he's expecting to see someone he knows, or, like he's looking to kick someone's ass. He spy's my bud and laughs out loud, comes down to where we sit at the end of the bar, and says to my bud:

"A waiter came by and tapped my shoulder and told me there is a guy at the end of the bar that is shitting all over my beard. He was right!"

They talked beard for like ten minutes.
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