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Old 09-26-2015, 11:44 AM   #42
Clodfobble
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Just goes to prove that guys aren't actually all that picky. "Hot dog in a hallway" is almost as common an insult category as the "pencil dick" theme, but admit you have one and all of a sudden it's, "oh my god that's so hot."

What guy says, "Actually, my penis is really small," and all the women start fawning? Doesn't happen. All a woman has to do is begin to describe their body--in whatever terms they want--and the men immediately respond that it just so happens to be their favorite kind.
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