While strolling down to the celler
I met an interesting feller
His name was Jim
I chatted with him
And learned that he's a car seller.
There once was a woman named Lady
Whose views of the world were quite shady
One could only surmise
She told lots of lies
And supported guys like James Brady
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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