Our man from The Islands.
Is everyone on Bute this happy, Limey?
Now when I wandered into the stableblocks, I did actually do it by accident. It was just that I didn't turn round again once I knew I was trespassing.
However this chap, I actually sweet-talked into letting me go into the Hospitality Area in order to use the Ladies. I was entitled to go into one of the marquees, but it certainly wasn't this one, which was a permanent structure and
very posh.
I did only use the loo though, it's not like I went in there, shook my boobies at the rich old men and danced on the tables in my knickers singing "Happy Days are Here Again!" No, that's not me protesting too much. I actually didn't.
I did use liberal amounts of their very nice handwash and hand lotion though. So there.