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Old 07-10-2015, 02:28 PM   #6
lumberjim
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
Come on, now, seriously...

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...is this a normal-sized anus for a raccoon?
It's how he died. He got ass raped by a St Bernard.

He was a good racoon, but hit a rough patch in 08. He lost his job, wife left him, and pretty soon he found himself on the street turning tricks. His pimp had been keeping that St Bernard at bay for a week or more.... but one night, the Pimp was distracted by a new Fox working his area without his consent... and the Bernard seized the opportunity. He didn't even pay the poor coon.
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