You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed.
The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question.
The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no.
Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually.
So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies.
.... My carrot's bigger than yours.
They will squash you.