[Sundae]

Now this struck me as a real The League of Gentlemen moment.

I did lose my glasses, and I'm sure Carrotchops does not have them (replaced now and with a different prescription)
The fact I have never been to Saltaire before doesn't matter, the poster says nothing of that. Part of me thinks it's guerilla spam (what an idea!) but how lovely if it's genuine.

And the next is the first pic of your genial host, but hopefully setting the landscape behind in context.