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I refuse to be told which wasabi I should eat.

Seriously ... my husband came home and gave me grief about not having used the wasabi he bought that comes in a tube, versus another version we had. This has to take the humiliating prize for most first-world fight ever.

I gave him a response that made wasabi the heat equivalent of vanilla custard. He is now working off his wounds on the elliptical. Another first-world trope.