01-05-2015, 01:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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I got a Survival Kit last night. From a femalegirlwoman.
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The Survival Kit
A stick of gum, to remind you to stick with it;
A Kiss, to remind you that you are loved;
A match, to light your fire when you feel burned out;
A Tootsie Roll, to remind you not to bite off more than you can chew;
A Smartie, to help you on those days when you don't feel so smart;
A Starburst, to give you a burst of energy when you don't have any;
A Snickers, to remind you to take time to laugh;
A bag, to help you keep it together, and give you food for thought;
And, most importantly, a candle, to remind you that you can brighten up someone's day.
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