Nobody understands the rules! Nobody pays attention!
I would rather cut my own arm off, but since I can't conceive of any situation where I'd have the balls to do it, so I'd have to go with the boiling oil.
Would you rather
A: Die before your spouse or significant other.
or
B: Outlive your spouse or significant other.
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If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.
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