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President of Turkmenistan, Saparmurat Niyazov
He has banned beards and listening to car radios, and instituted a national holiday in honour of a melon. Now the world's craziest dictator has identified a new and pressing danger to his people: gold teeth.
Laugh at the primitive government! Someday they will be advanced like us!
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
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