I'm pretty sure I've mentioned that I'm fairly easily entertained. One of my personal games is, when in public, when I see someone look at their watch, I wait seven seconds, and then ask them if they have the time. I don't recall ever having someone tell me the time without looking back at their watch. It was just seven seconds ago!!!
This one time, when I said "Excuse me, do you have the time?", the guy didn't miss a beat when he replied "For what?".
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