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IFL puns.
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
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I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
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Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
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Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
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A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”
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What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
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Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”
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An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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Two is the oddest prime.
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If it's green, it's biology
if it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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Be Just and Fear Not.
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