I don't know from baby shampoo
but if you add the words 'in bed' to any phrase you get from a fortune cookie, it will automatically becomes hilarious.
Just so happens I had Thai food at lunch today, and kept a couple of fortune cookies until now. Let's test the theory:
'Good things come to those who wait. Be patient.' (in bed)
'You have natural grace and great consideration of others.' (in bed)
05-14-25-32-35 21 (in bed)
Works for me
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