[Sundae]

Hahaha...

And then, I moved away from her in case she actually pooped herself, only to find myself next to an old giffer who'd actually weed himself.

Honestly, Leeds.

And do you know what?
I got the next bus even though it wasn't the right one, just to get away from them, and a young lad puked just across the aisle from me.
Just wasn't my day for bodily fluids I guess.