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Old 08-28-2014, 02:26 PM   #13
Big Sarge
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
Posts: 3,408
It is easy for me because all women love shoes. I seem to attract the following types:

1. Batshit crazy
2. Women with Daddy issues
3. Women with a panda fetish
4. Did I mention women who were batshit crazy???
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