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Old 08-28-2014, 10:12 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by glatt View Post
Well, technically, you can flush them. Just like you can flush little green plastic army men.
Good point.

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Originally Posted by http://www.theplumber.com/fhb.html
Choosing a Toilet

Steve Culpepper
Reproduced with permission from
Fine Homebuilding magazine.Oct./Nov. 1997

A head-to-head comparison for our readers with nothing to go on.

At first the toilets in our house were merely sluggish. Then they got slower and slower until they didn't flush at all. But the toilets weren't clogged. Something was in the sewer line. So I rented a sewer snake, unscrewed the clean-out and fed the hungry snake down the chute. In it went 10 ft., 25 ft., 40 ft. Still, the pipe didn't drain. As I pondered the problem, my young son stuck his head out the window, his little fists full of his favorite action figures, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "Turtles live in the sewer, Daddy," he said.

After the snake failed to hit pay dirt, I retracted it and fed a garden hose down the sewer line. When the hose could go no farther, I turned up the pressure and just let the water eat. The hose had stewed in the sewer no more than five minutes when a dozen or so plastic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all horribly chewed by the sewer snake, burbled to the surface. I coiled up the hose and broke the news to my son.

Gone are the days when we could flush toys...
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