Timeline to Bruce's vid:
:03 - Heheh, that looks like a -- well, you know what it looks like.
:10 - What's with the boil--GAAAAAH!!!!!!!
:10 -
...to loosen the skin. It loosened mine, and I'm just watching.
:14 -
...chill quickly to prevent cooking. WTF?! You got no rubber hose, or a waterboard handy?
:20 - Poor little cold, scalded fella.
:26 - Say, what's with the knife?
:27-:34 -
OH GODDAMN!?!?!?!
:35-:46 - SWEETMOTHEROFGOD!! He just ripped it out of there,
balls and all!!!
:46-:50 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:51 - Say, what's with the knife?
:52-:57 - I fainted.
:57-1:33 - Came to, and fainted again.
Oh, oh my dear little buddy.