Hey, look! It's a -WTFizatthang?
It's about ⅝ of an old Honda Gold Wing, and about ⅓ of a, what is that? A Buick? A Pontiac Grand Prix, maybe?
And it's about 374 times more dangerous than it looks at first glance. It's a good thing he loves Jesus, methinks he's gonna have need of Him before too long.