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Hottest Felon Ever Causes Mass Facebook Freakout (Hot Photos Here)

by Mark Shrayber
Jeremy Meeks is a convicted felon who was arrested in Stockton on felony weapon charges on Tuesday. He's also super fucking hot and the ladies of Facebook want to bring him to justice. Sexual justice. (I am going to go write for Skinemax now, bye!)

According to ABC News 10, Meeks' mugshot has received more than 2400 comments on the Stockton Police Department's Facebook page. Whether it's Meeks' smoldering good looks, or the soulful way he is staring into your heart, or the halo effect (which suggests that good-looking people are generally good people) at play is unclear, but what is painfully and irrevocably clear is that Meeks has won the hearts (if not the minds) of those who have seen his mugshot, which looks both airbrushed and professionally lit. It actually looks better than my ID picture and I made the DMV take it like three times.

Here's his photo, but I warn you, it might be too hot to handle.

The story is funny, the story about the mugshot and the responses to it, not the story of his felony weapons charges. The comments are even funnier, and the secondary nonsense on FB is downright hysterical!