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As I mentioned in another thread, don't try to wash your daughter's pet rooster while it is alive. They do not like bubble baths no matter how much your child pleads.
I hate that damn rooster. I'm determined to outlive him so I can make chicken and dumplings. Probably will be the best thing I ever eat...
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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