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Originally Posted by glatt
I used to make up cautionary stories about a foolish kid named Dwayne who makes really horrible choices and ends up dying. Used to do it for years. It was really fun, and it worked well too. Great for teaching them what not to do.
Now "Dwayne" is a sort of safe word that they can work into a phone conversation with us so we know they need us to come pick them up or extract them from a situation or something. Hope they never need to use it.
I hope they never meet a real person named Dwayne, because they will have prejudices against the moron.
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An old friend (who has since passed away) told a story about how he was telling his boys to stop jumping on the bed...one of his sons said "Oh great, here we go, he probably knows someone who died doing this." Funny folks...
I know a Dwayne. Everyone calls him Dewey. He is a bit goofusy.