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1 What is your favorite word? I have hundreds. I keep a list, right now, I am liking Integument a lot.

2 What is your least favorite word? When people slur “Idunno.”

3 What turns you on? Brainy chicks with glasses and long legs.

4 What turns you off? Laziness (see #2)

5 What sound or noise do you love? The THUMP of a potato cannon or the crackle of fireworks with the big report at the end.

6 What sound or noise do you hate? Nails on the black board kind of thing

7 What is your favorite curse word? Pus nuts,

8 What profession other than your own would you like
to attempt? Detective

9 What profession would you not like to do? Dishwashing

10 If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Duuuuuuuuude, kegger at my place tonight, there’s some babes I want you to meet. I’m going to go score some more ribs for the smoker. (God is a surf bum who can hook you up with primo shit)