Excellent site design. It really conveys their angst over living in the state with lowest crime rate in the country, so being a gang-banger would really cause you to stand out. Anyway, they're not all Moosejacks and Syrup Slurpers up there!
I was taken aback, and had the shit beat out of me.
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