Thanks all! I'm having a great day.
Skipped work, and went for a long hike along the river with my wife.
Then they blew me away with their present. I had asked for a bunch of boring stuff and they got me a GoPro camera instead. I'm so psyched. I've been drooling over them for a while, but have absolutely no reason to get one. It's going to be fun playing with this. A completely frivolous present.