The Cellar - View Single Post - 3/29/2004: Record-setting painted ball

lumberjim · 03-30-2004, 05:24 PM

mr paintball goes to heaven:

GOD:
well, my son, what have you accomplished in your lifetime?

WEENIE:
uh, I have this really big green ball?

GOD:
.............................erm, ok....................anything else?

WEENIE:
well, no, I spent so much time on the ball, that I missed raising my kids and deid early from paint fume induced lung cancer.

GOD:
well.........uh.....have you beensaved?

WEENIE:
oh, most definately

GOD:
ok, great, welcome to heaven.

03-30-2004, 05:24 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	mr paintball goes to heaven: GOD: well, my son, what have you accomplished in your lifetime? WEENIE: uh, I have this really big green ball? GOD: .............................erm, ok....................anything else? WEENIE: well, no, I spent so much time on the ball, that I missed raising my kids and deid early from paint fume induced lung cancer. GOD: well.........uh.....have you beensaved? WEENIE: oh, most definately GOD: ok, great, welcome to heaven. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan