I could hear them in my head as I read it: for how long did we all go around saying "I HATE when that happens"? Oh, and crystal's lounge interviewer guy: you look mahhhvelous. (I just googled it. It was a show they called Fernando's Hideaway and the character was based on Fernando Lamas because "reportedly" Crystal heard him say the other SNL catchphrase on Carson: it is better to look good than to feel good."
Awesome stuff. Thank for the memories.
That was a great time for SNL.
Here's a lengthy segment, with bad audio, where "Fernando" interviews Steinbrenner. I find myself watching Steinbrenner's mannerisms and speech to compare to Steinbrenner on Seinfeld.