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Old 03-28-2004, 10:47 AM   #33
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Somewhere, far off in a distant land, Smoothmoniker suddenly sits bolt upright in bed, struck by a powerful psychic wave. The teenage prostitue who had been passed out across his chest fell to the floor, but continued snoring without a break.

"Someone needs me!", he shouted, and reached for the phone.
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