@limegreenc
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=879931&postcount=184
you missed one, (and @sundae it's not in the Profannisaurus)
THE STANDY-UPPER POO
A poo, probably trained in civil engineering, that lays a foundation at the bottom of the pan and then builds vertically until it breaks the surface of the water and forms something like a skyscraper, dry and above the water.
Sometimes called THE ICEBERG POO for obvious reasons, but should not be confused with the HAZARD TO SHIPPING POO which is itself often called the FUCK ME, THAT BASTARD WILL SINK A SHIP JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, or occasionally THE APB POO or in extreme cases THE ESCALATING TO DEFCON-1 POO.
Even experienced marine biologists gave been known to class it as a GREAT BROWN SHARK though the only bit they got right was to get the hell out of its way.